Few years ago, the host of the well-known Tonight show Jimmy Fallon asked people why they are single. He asked this question on his Twitter @jimmyfallon. In an instant he received many replies which were so fun and sightful.
Hoping there might be more new stories over the few years, Fallon decided to bring up the topic again. On April 27th, he tweeted the same question and the internet didn’t fail to prove him right! Like before he received many entertaining and truthful answers. They were so much fun we decided to show them to you. Enjoy!
#1
I foster and rescue the loves of my life. My ex told me if I brought one more dog home, he was gone. I brought two for insurance purposes.
That's #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/ks0HUl6nAu— Diane Cannon (@dianecannon333) April 27, 2021
#2
I have various pillows with actors’ faces on them…my fav two are of Danny DeVito #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/FowNTRpIO5
— La-Bambe (@barbrastreilamb) April 27, 2021
#3
I tried flirting with a guy by saying his smile is everything. He said he gets it from his mom. I replied, "Your mom must be hot then." #WhyImSingle
— Katy Dombroski (@KatyDombroski) February 8, 2018
#4
Apparently requiring 18 hours of alone time per day to regenerate is problematic #WhyImSingle
— Bella (@bella_winter_1) April 27, 2021
#5
My Tinder opener is "Choose between a compliment or a roast" and someone chose both. So I told her she reminded me of Sid from Ice Age, and she promptly unmatched.
But I love Sid from Ice Age. #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/I4gG3nHtsf
— snorelandobloom (@snoooooorelando) April 27, 2021
#6
I talk to my dogs more than I talk to people. #WhyImSingle
— Alicia Benner (@aliciab2103) April 27, 2021
#7
In a single week I managed to give myself a 3rd degree burn with a heat patch, get mauled by a squirrel, and maybe break my toe trying to moonwalk… for my cats. I think we're done here. #WhyImSingle
— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) April 27, 2021
#8
Well at least I’m not the only one! My brother sent this to me and said he had found my soul mate ??
— Nina Lee (@missninalee) May 2, 2021
#9
On my last date, the guy asked me to tell him a joke. I replied, “I’d tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.” When he looked at me confused, I followed up with, “All the best jokes have to be explained.” #WhyImSingle
— Trish Zornio (@trish_zornio) April 27, 2021
#10
Because dating is exhausting and I like not sharing my snacks. #WhyImSingle
— Abby (@abbythetweet) April 27, 2021
#11
The last time I had a guy over I showed him my sculptures I make from red Mini Babybel cheese wax. He didn't come over again.
— JoAnn (@JoAnnNJ1) April 29, 2021
#12
@FallonTonight because i get mad at people for things i dreamt that they did #WhyImSingle
— cait (@caitlincarrickm) April 27, 2021
#13
Because I take my superhero action figures to the theater for MCU/DC movies so they can watch themselves on the big screen.#WhyImSingle
— Original Cyn (@CyndianaJ) April 28, 2021
#14
Because I hire Dr. Seuss to do my hair some mornings. pic.twitter.com/M2pgcq8eDB
— Valerie Riley (@blanche923) April 27, 2021
#15
My last girlfriend said I chewed like a horse eating toffee. #WhyImSingle
— Kansas Bradbury (@kansasbradbury) April 27, 2021
#16
My date pronounced the L in salmon, and I said out loud, “well, you’re not the one.” #WhyImSingle
— ???Gillian Not Jillian ??? (@GillianNot123) April 28, 2021
#17
I prefer to eat SpaghettiOs cold, right out of the can. #WhyImSingle
— INTJones (@interludej) April 27, 2021
#18
Apparently, having a weighted blanket on the bed "kills the mood" ? #WhyImSingle
— Grace (@graciealltheway) April 27, 2021
#19
I went out with a guy who was super into Star Wars. He asked me if I saw Return of the Jedi and I said "Is that the one with the coked out teddy bears?" He was not amused. There was no second date. #whyimsingle
— Beka (@OhEmGoshUGuys) April 27, 2021
#20
I was on a lunch break with one of my colleagues who I had a crush on. In the middle of our conversation he raised his hand and I assumed he wanted a high five. Turned out he wanted to wave to his friend, who just walked into the room. #WhyImSingle
— MusicFreak00 (@Freak00Music) April 27, 2021
#21
My ex and I did laundry together and we broke up because he could not admit that my way of folding towels and sheets was the correct way. #WhyImSingle
— Kamie (@Kamie92643518) April 28, 2021
#22
My friend used to put Post-it Notes on his mirror for daily inspiration. His date came over one night and saw one that said, “Just be yourself, Kevin!” #WhyImSingle
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) April 27, 2021
#23
I literally fight imaginary people in my sleep and once broke three fingers punching a wall. Safe to say I'm doing the world a favour sleeping alone. #WhyImSingle
— Caledonia ? (@andtogethernow) April 27, 2021
#24
Men I'm interested in don't even know I exist. Heck. They don't even exist. They are fictional #whyimsingle #bookwurm
— Nami ? (@Namitjuh) April 27, 2021
#25
That’s because I choose fries over guys #whyimsingle
— Marisa Nocito (@Marisa_Rosie22) April 27, 2021
#26
I have two large novelty cushions on my bed, shaped like two halves of a grilled cheese sandwich #WhyImSingle
— Evelyn Robinson (@EvelynRobinson) April 27, 2021
#27
I was on a first date and had a couple glasses of wine to calm down, it was clearly one too many because as we were leaving I decided to take the entire box of toys they had for kids and start handing them out to random people outside the restaurant #whyimsingle
— evon c (@e_vie_eez) April 27, 2021
#28
If I'm on a date where we end up going somewhere alone, I automatically ask the other person, "are you going to kill me?" I think it's funny but it creeps most people out. I tried to stop but I cant help it. #whyimsingle
— M (@freestylwalking) April 27, 2021
#29
#WhyImSingle
Where i live is so remote that these are my only prospects…. pic.twitter.com/0b68wnUDZC— P.J (@Exile1Self) April 27, 2021
#30
#WhyImSingle My last serious boyfriend told me I will never love him or anyone as much as I love my dogs. He was right and he is gone ✌️ He also told me I cant "foster anymore dogs" The next day I went and picked up a 100LB German Shepherd to foster. True Story.
— Courtney Walter (@rescuesister) April 27, 2021
#31
I will literally quote anything from Spongebob, or make a reference to it by saying “that reminds me of that one episode of Spongebob when…”. #WhyImSingle
— Jimmy Fallon/TSJF as SBSP (@JimBobFalPants) April 27, 2021
#32
I was on a date with this guy and then I got a text from another guy, “I’m here.” #whyimsingle
— Lauren Michele (@explaurennyc) April 27, 2021
#33
Hmm, no idea really, we're all pretty great.#WhyImSingle #100DaysOfCode #webdevs pic.twitter.com/moj8A4Iy1r
— Shawn Wood (@GiveMeArrays) April 28, 2021
#34
I’m too good at social distancing #WhyImSingle https://t.co/vUnwn7ZBkI
— Emily Marcille (@emilyamarcille) April 27, 2021
#35
One time I was singing along to Hamilton in the car and noticed drops on my windshield. I used my windshield wipers because I thought it might be raining. Turns out it was just my spit. #WhyImSingle
— carissa (@CarissaBeth7564) April 27, 2021
#36
I have to continuously apologize to anyone I am dating for roasting them instead of flirting with them. #WhyImSingle
— Shi Robison (@ShiRobison) April 27, 2021
#37
Just when you think you found the right one, they leave toast crumbs in the butter?♂️ That’s a dealbreaker for me. And that’s ??#WhyImSingle
— Joshua Ratliff (@Josh_Ratliff734) April 27, 2021